hecticglos:

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

17yr:

new plan: kiss a lot boys and then break all of their hearts

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys